Générique complet
Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space
Chuck Magee
Charles Reese / Lobsters
Brent G. Baker
Captain
Douglass Hoffman
DJ Cowspank (as Doug Hoffman)
Bo Bolin
The Cocaine King
Kat Andrews
Alex Bailey
Robert McMonarch
Chad
Austin Berndt
Brad
Brandon Conrad
Tad
Rick Snowdon
Steve
Alvin Clausen
Yuppie(as Alvin Klausen)
Christopher 'Toph' Holland
Drug Dealer
Brian Mosher
Garage Victim
Jess Carroll
Cop #1
Eryca Latham
Cop #2
Max 'Pizza' Rottweiler
Cop #3
Celeste Worrell
Cop #4
Caity O'Grady
Cop #5
Garrett Hayes
Larry
Kirk Kindle
Golfer
Riley Vannoy
Crab-Wich Guy
Morgan Brown
Cake Mom
Reiker Vance
Cake Brother
Finneus Conrad
Former Smoker
Trey Foster
Mailbox Victim
Jayna Brock
Switched to Decaf
Vikkye Fetters-Delfino
Face Off Victim
Roger 'Bubbles' Kirkendoll
Basketballer
Rayne Lorentz-Wright
Jogger
Rick VanDuyn
Buried in Crabs
Kelly Williams Brown
Lovely Lady #1
Ahna Barnes
Lovely Lady #2
Tiqvah Aviv
Lovely Lady #3
Taylor Bolden
Lady on Bench
Topher Rodriguez
Man on Bench
Nikki Russell
Skateboard Lady
Galena Radtke
Scooter Girl
Preston Radtke
Scooter Boy
Ashley Smith
Dispatch (voice)
Jennifer Plemons
Reporter #1
Emma Buktenica
Reporter #2(as Em Buktenica)
Chris Pavelek
Reporter #3
Ishy Rose
Reporter #4
Terra Brady
Reporter #5
Thomas Owings
Reporter #6
Tanner Watson
Crab Victim/Crowd
Coleen Haynes
Crab Victim/Crowd
Matt Haynes
Crab Victim/Crowd
Karl Haynes
Crab Victim/Crowd
Ian Haynes
Crab Victim/Crowd
Donna Rooney
Crab Victim/Crowd
Tata Brooks
Crab Victim/Crowd
Shannon Novak
Crab Victim/Crowd
Katie Decker
Crab Victim/Crowd
Kevin Moore
Crab Victim/Crowd
Morrigan Magee
Crab Victim/Crowd
Darren Holmquist
Dad Crab
Shelley Thornburgh Wright
Mom Crab
Lindsay Schoonover
Dog Walker
Meeko
Dog Walked